Thursday, November 5, 2009

Taking control of the mind games part 3: Let him chase you...forever.

Womanizers do strange and ridiculous things in their attempts to hunt down their latest poor victim! 


I'm not sure why they go to such lengths, but it may have something to do with Womanizers living for the chase and not the actual enjoyment of the end-result of that chase - the company of a chosen woman.
Going through the motions of chasing a woman seems to give Womanizers a bizarre high - like a drug addict.


If you want to have a few laughs at some ridiculous Womanizer in your environment, and you're sure that he's not going to stalk you or do something violent, you should try letting him chase you indefinitely!


How does this work?


Example No. 1:
Your best friend has been dating this guy for 4 years. She's madly in love with him, despite the fact that he seems to treat her like crap and make her cry regularly. Your friend voices dreams to you about planning a future with this guy. Out of the blue, he dumps her.....and three days later he's on the telephone to you asking you out on a date!
Your reply should be: "Thank you for the very sweet invitation to go out with you, I am very flattered, but NOT OVER MY DEAD BODY."


Example No. 2:
The office Romeo has slept with about 2/3rds of the women in your workplace, and now, for some reason, he seems to have his sights set on you, even though you're engaged! He keeps looking at you at every given opportunity, making you feel very uncomfortable.
Your tactic: Completely ignore him unless you absolutely have to talk to him. Watch what happens - he'll probably do some crazy shit behavior to get your attention that'll crack your girlfriends up and make them lose respect for him.
I once spent an entire elevator ride squashed up against the office Romeo who stared down at me through the entire minute that we were in the elevator together. I kept reading my paper. He stared so intently and for so long that the woman he was hanging out with burst out laughing. 


Womanizers are very good at making themselves look like fools because they're not as aware of social rules as normal human beings are.


Example No. 3: The womanizer you've been dating for a while now still hints that you and he are not really having a "monogamous" relationship, and that you're not really his "girlfriend." Despite this, he still begs you to do the deed with him!!
Your tactic: Tell him that you won't have sex until you're engaged, and, oh, by the way, Tom asked you for a date on Saturday night, and, since you're not in a "monogamous" relationship,  you thought it would be okay to say yes. If this doesn't knock some sense into your stupid Womanizer to up your status to Official Girlfriend, then he's just an idiot and you don't want to have sex with him anyway!



Example No. 4: You thought you were the Womanizer's Official Girlfriend, and that you were having a monogamous relationship, but you can't seem to reach him on his cell phone when he goes out with his buddies!
Your tactic: Monitor your phone calls for the next two weeks, and don't answer any of his calls! If he wants YOU to pick up, HE'D better pick up too! Otherwise, you are unavailable.



Remember, girlfriend, you only get involved with men who have a heart!


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