If you were born a girl and have lived life, you have probably, at some point, encountered a Womanizer...maybe slept with one, probably at the very least gotten your heart broken by one.
If you are as old as I am, perhaps you have encountered a womanizer more than once, unfortunately! Perhaps the bastards took a few years of your life, while you tried to pick up the pieces and move on after having spent days dreaming about him, or having sabotaged some other relationship for him, maybe even having a child out of wedlock to hang around with him for a few more useless years...
Well, this blog is to vent, share ideas about how to mess with womanizers without getting into trouble with law, and how to reclaim your dignity and your life!
You see, what Womanizers don't understand is that, after all the initial fireworks have died down, they are incredibly boring. So unbelievably boring!!! No consistently wonderful Valentine's days, no life landmarks shared together, no continued deep conversations, no consistent, heartfelt interest in a woman's beliefs or opinions, no amazing birthday presents, nobody to make you chicken soup when you're sick nor to help you when you need to move apartments, no offers of plans for an exciting future together...sheesh, these fools are about as interesting as a chocolate easter bunny: look good on the outside, nothing on the inside...same old predictable, sugary, empty calorie-laden crap to eat for Easter every year that adds a few pounds to your muffin-top and makes you feel sick.
Ladies, there are ways to deal with these men!
I'm a smart chick, smarter than they are, and you can be too.
I've had lots of practice at dealing with these airheads, and here are some of my ideas. :D
Love and hugs to you all!
May no more tears be shed xoxoxoxoxo
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