Okay, okay, so I know how we ladies are...
Sometimes we have to pursue a silly fantasy, or long-held dream, through to its sordid end before we understand that things are not going to work out the way we were hoping.
Sometimes scorned women have done crazy things to completely end their lives, like commit suicide, or murder their womanizing boyfriend!!
Most of us however destroy our lives in more subtle ways after having an encounter with a womanizer...we spend yet more years of our lives unable to trust men, we turn away sweet men who don't quite excite us as much as the Womanizer did, we kid ourselves that the bastard will come back for us after he's done with Susan, Sally, and Monique....
Well, if you just have to have that relationship with him, or else you will not feel as though you have truly lived life, here's the only way it can be done:
Mentally prepare yourself for months of smooth seduction, deceit, and abandonment...and date three other men at the same time.
Very simple right? Let's review:
Mentally prepare yourself for months of smooth seduction, deceit, and abandonment...and date three other men at the same time.
Did that sink in? I know, I know, it is a difficult reality to face!
So let's go over it just one more time...how to have a relationship with a Womanizer:
Mentally prepare yourself for months of smooth seduction, deceit, and abandonment...and date three other men at the same time.
Still thinking you can beat the odds? Make Prince Charming fall in love with you? Make Zorro put down his crafty sword and start home-making with you? After all, you are so much more special, understanding, and beautiful than all the other women he's ever slept with... so let's go over it one final time:
Mentally prepare yourself for several months, if not years, of lies, omitted truths, cheating, STDs, and cheesy pick-up lines... and date three other men at the same time to keep yourself sane.
Got it? Good. You're in charge now, sister.☺
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